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AuthorLouise Rennison
NarratorLouise Rennison
SeriesConfessions of Georgia Nicolson, Book 5
Duration4h 37m
CategoriesYoung Adult and Teen Fiction
Key StageKS3
PublisherHarper Collins
VersionUnabridged
11.20 a.m.This is my fabulous life: the Sex God left for Whakatane last month and he has taken my heart with him.11.25 a.m. Not literally of course otherwise there would be a big hole in my nunga-nungas.11.28 a.m. And also I would be dead. Which quite frankly would be a blessing in disguise.12.00 p.m. It is soooo boring being brokenhearted... ...but Georgia doesn't remain brokenhearted for long: frequent snogging extravaganzas with old flame, Dave the Laugh, and the arrival of jelloid-knee-inducing Italian Stallion, Masimo, mean Georgia has her work cut out to be the composed sex-kitten that she aspires to be. Follow Georgia's hilarious antics as she desperately muddles her way through teenage life and all that it entails: make-up disasters, rapidly expanding nunga-nungas, school - urgh, unsympathetic friends, highly embarrassing family (and pets) and, of course, BOYS.
Confessions of Georgia Nicholson Series Book 9: Stop In the Name of Pants!
Author: Louise Rennison
Author Louise Rennison
Narrator Louise Rennison
SeriesConfessions of Georgia Nicolson, Book 9
Duration 4h 41m
Sound the Cosmic Horn for bestselling author Louise Rennison's ninth book of the confessions of crazy but loveable teenager Georgia Nicolson! Now that Georgia has finally won over gorgey Masimo, the Italian Stallion, her old friend and lip-nibbling partner Dave the Laugh has popped up again. Will Georgia go to Pizza-a-gogo land to visit dreamy Masi...
View BookThe Misadventures of Tallulah Casey, Book 1: Withering Tights
Author: Louise Rennison
Author Louise Rennison
Narrator Louise Rennison
SeriesThe Misadventures of Tallulah Casey, Book 1
Duration 6h 30m
Laugh your tights off at the (VERY) amateur dramatic antics of Talullah and her bonkers mates. Picture the scene: Dother Hall performing arts college somewhere Up North. On the whole, it's not quite the showbiz experience Tallulah was expecting! But once her mates turn up and they start their `FAME! I'm gonna liiiiive foreeeeeever, I'm gonna fill m...
View BookConfessions of Georgia Nicholson Series Book 10: Are These My Basoomas I See Before Me?
Author: Louise Rennison
Author Louise Rennison
Narrator Louise Rennison
SeriesConfessions of Georgia Nicolson, Book 10
Duration 5h 10m
Oh yes, the hilariosity goes on for one last time. Here it is ... maybe probably ... pants for the memories! My marvy Luuurve God boyfriend has got the full Humpty Dumpty with me for accidentally twisting with Dave the Laugh. Which is not actually my fault. For instance my lips do ad-hoc puckering up every time Dave the Laugh comes near them, I don...
View BookConfessions of Georgia Nicholson Series Book 4: Dancing In My Nuddy Pants!
Author: Louise Rennison
Author Louise Rennison
Narrator Louise Rennison
SeriesConfessions of Georgia Nicolson, Book 4
Duration 3h 35m
Brilliantly funny, Louise Rennison's reads her fourth book 'Dancing in my nuddy pants'. "Yeah. a snogging fest.""Sacr‚ bleu!"Jas looked like she was thinking which is a) unusual and b) scary. I said, "But then this weird thing happened. He had his hands on my waist, standing behind me.""Oo-er." "D-accord. Anyway, I turned round and he sort of...
View BookConfessions of Georgia Nicholson Series Book 1: Angus, Thongs and Full-frontal Snogging
Author: Louise Rennison
Author Louise Rennison
Narrator Louise Rennison
SeriesConfessions of Georgia Nicolson, Book 1
Duration 3h 48m
It's bad enough being a teenager but Georgia Nicolson's problems go way beyond the average. She lives with her annoying parents, a three-year-old sister, her wildcat Angus and has to wear a beret to school. She would, however, rather be blond, have a smaller nose, slimmer eyebrows and a boyfriend. Georgia relates her tales of love and life in her d...
View BookConfessions of Georgia Nicholson Series Book 8: Luuurve Is A Many Trousered Thing
Author: Louise Rennison
Author Louise Rennison
Narrator Louise Rennison
SeriesThe Confessions of Georgia Nicolson, Book 8
Duration 4h 40m
Sound the Cosmic Horn! The original Sex God has re-landed, Masimo the Italian Stallion wants to be her boyfriend, and Dave the Laugh is still a regular snoggee. How will Georgia cope juggling all three boys? Have her days on the rack of love really gone for good? Surely not!
View BookThe Misadventures of Tallulah Casey, Book 2: A Midsummer Tights Dream
Author: Louise Rennison
Author Louise Rennison
Narrator Louise Rennison
SeriesThe Misadventures of Tallulah Casey, Book 2
Duration 5h 1m
Yaroooo! Tallulah's triumphant Heathcliff in `Wuthering Heights' the comedy musical was enough to secure her place at Dother Hall performing arts college for another term. She can't wait to see her pals again, Charlie and the boys from Woolfe Academy and maybe even bad boy Cain. Could the bright lights of Broadway be calling? And for who? Find out...
View BookConfessions of Georgia Nicholson Series Book 6: Then He Ate My Boy Entrancers
Author: Louise Rennison
Author Louise Rennison
Narrator Louise Rennison
SeriesConfessions of Georgia Nicolson, Book 6
Duration 4h 58m
Brilliantly funny, teenage angst author Louise Rennison's sixth book about the confessions of crazy but lovable Georgia Nicolson. Read by Louise Rennison. Laugh your socks off at Georgia's tales from her trip to Hamburger-a-gogo land, and her attempts to entice Masimo, the Italian stallion. Can Georgia become the composed sex-kitten she aspires to...
View BookConfessions of Georgia Nicholson Series Book 3: Knocked Out By My Nunga-nungas
Author: Louise Rennison
Author Louise Rennison
Narrator Louise Rennison
SeriesConfessions of Georgia Nicolson, Book 3
Duration 3h 35m
The Sex God was waiting for me outside school!!! How cool is that? And he was in his cool car. Fortunately I had abstained from doing anything ridiculous with my beret. So I was able to get into his car only having to concentrate on not letting my nostrils flare too much... or knocking him out with my nunga-nungas. SHUT UP,BRAIN!!! Will Georgia eve...
View BookConfessions of Georgia Nicholson Series Book 2: It's Ok, I'm Wearing Really Big Knickers!
Author: Louise Rennison
Author Louise Rennison
Narrator Louise Rennison
SeriesConfessions of Georgia Nicolson, Book 2
Duration 4h 3m
Brilliantly funny, teenage angst author Louise Rennison?s second audiobook about the confessions of crazy but lovable Georgia Nicolson. What is the matter with my life? Why is it so deeply unfab? ? It's a day and a half now since I snogged the Sex God?? I think I have snog withdrawal. My lips keep puckering up?? I tried snogging the back of my hand...
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