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AuthorJoe Lycett
NarratorJoe Lycett
Duration3h 44m
CategoriesAdult Fiction, Humour and Comedy, LGBTQ+ Non-Fiction
PublisherHodder & Stoughton
VersionUnabridged
Dear Reader, Life is hard. We are a bombarded generation: Facebook, billboards, Twitter, Instagram, taxes, newspapers, watches monitoring our sleep, apps that read our pulse, terrorism. There's such an onslaught to the senses these days it's a marvel any of us manage to get out of bed. I love bed. I, Joe Lycett, comedian, wordsmith, and professional complainer, am here to help. During my short life of doing largely nothing I've discovered solutions to many of life's problems, which I impart to you, dear Reader. Containing a centurion of complaint letters to unsuspecting celebrities, companies and anyone brave enough to clog up my phone, as well as one-liners , jokes and life hacks, this little gem offers you a collection of tips and advice* for all manner of modern woe. Joe Lycett x
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